Tom Segura (born April 16, 1979) is an American comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio. He currently lives in Los Angeles, California.
Segura was born April 16, 1979 and originally lived in Dayton, Ohio. He also lived in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. He has been performing as a comedian since shortly after he graduated from Lenoir-Rhyne University. Segura has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival, the Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, the South Beach Comedy Festival. Tom was also a San Francisco regional finalist on Last Comic Standing 2.
Segura is a member of the Deathsquad Network of standup comedians.
When he was 18, Segura overdosed on GHB and fell into a short coma.
He has two sisters.
Segura is married to comedian Christina Pazsitzky. In 2015, they had their first child together. Tom also speaks Spanish fluently.
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The bearded, bawdy, and comically bitter Tom Segura gets real about body piercings, the "Area 51" of...
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Tom Segura gives voice to the sordid thoughts you'd never say out loud, with blunt musings on porn, ...
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When Pete and Ellie decide to start a family, they stumble into the world of foster care adoption. T...
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Tom Segura scores laughs with uncomfortably candid stories about mothers, fathers, following your dr...
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The film follows Will Chu whose true life passion is to become a stand-up comedian. He is given the ...
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Unnecessary milk substitutes. Bad passwords. Burlap underpants. 2020 may have sucked, but thankfully...
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From his dad's unusual deathbed confession to watching his mom get high, Tom Segura tells blistering...
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Offensive lines. Full-contact comedy. Kevin Hart hosts this all-star roast of NFL legend Tom Brady....
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From outrageous stunts to a life-changing cancer battle and his decision to trade Hollywood for an O...
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Recent movies
| # | Name | Character | Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | This Is the Tom Green Documentary (2025) | Self (archive footage) | 7 | |
| 2 | The Roast of Tom Brady (2024) | Self | - | - |
| 3 | Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (2023) | Director / Writer | - | - |
| 4 | Flinch (2021) | Ed | - | - |
| 5 | Tom Segura: Ball Hog (2020) | Director / Writer | 7 | |
| 6 | The Opening Act (2020) | Cop | - | - |
| 7 | Best of Stand-up 2020 (2020) | Self | 5 | |
| 8 | Countdown (2019) | Derek | 6.3 | |
| 9 | Tom Segura: Disgraceful (2018) | Director / Writer | 8.2 | |
| 10 | Instant Family (2018) | Russ | 7.8 | |
| 11 | Tom Segura: Mostly Stories (2016) | Director / Writer | 6 | |
| 12 | Tom Segura: Completely Normal (2014) | Director / Writer | 7 |

